Today’s Joke: You Are a Nun – Too Funny!
A Memorable Airport Adventure: The Nun and the Fortune-Telling Machine
This story captures a truly unforgettable day in the life of a traveling nun, who had an encounter with an unusual fortune-telling machine at a busy airport. It’s a whimsical tale about the unpredictable nature of travel—and life itself.
The First Encounter
Our story begins with the nun waiting for her flight to Chicago. Amid the usual airport hustle and bustle, her attention was caught by a peculiar coin-operated machine—one of those old-fashioned devices that measures weight and dispenses a written fortune.
Curious, she stepped onto the scale and inserted a nickel. The machine whirred and delivered a small card:
“You are a nun. You weigh 128 lbs, and you are going to Chicago.”
At first, she dismissed it, thinking the message was generic. But the more she pondered its accuracy, the more intrigued she became.
A Musical Surprise
Unable to resist testing it again, she inserted another nickel. The second card appeared:
“You are a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You are going to Chicago and you are going to play a fiddle.”
She laughed, certain it was wrong—she had never played an instrument. Yet moments later, a cowboy-like traveler sat beside her with a fiddle case. On a whim, she opened it, tried playing the instrument, and to her own amazement, created beautiful music.
The Final Prediction
Determined to see what would happen next, she tried the machine one more time. The third card read:
“You are a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You are going to Chicago and you are going to break wind.”
Confident the machine must be mistaken, she stepped down—but in an awkward slip while regaining her balance, the prediction came true.
A final, fourth visit produced a summary of the day:
“You are a Nun. You weigh 128 lbs. You have fiddled and far.ted around and missed your flight to Chicago.”
The moral? Sometimes indulging every quirky impulse in life—especially at a busy airport—can lead to truly unexpected, humorous outcomes.
